| ACRONYM | DEFINITION |
|---|
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| bab(d/b) | Bad Ass Biker Dude/Babe |
| BB | Bun Burner - 1500 miles in 36 hours (IBA category) |
| BBG | Bun Burner Gold - 1500 miles in 24 hours (IBA category) |
| BDC | Brain Dead Cager |
| BFD | Big Fewkin' Deal |
| B(M)FH | Big (Mother) Fewkin' Hammer ('Magot tool of choice for stubborn parts) |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTW | By The Way |
| Cage | Those 4-wheeled contraptions that we have to share the road with. |
| COMOAM | Crazy Old Man On A Motorcycle |
| DD | Dave Dodge, SabMag guru |
| DRB | Dirty Rat Bastard |
| DRP | Dodge Racing & Promotions - Dave Dodge's business; source of many SabMag parts & mods |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions (and answers) |
| FUBAR | Fewked Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| GOB | Grumpy Old Bikers |
| Hawg/Harley Hunting | Baiting a clueless Harley owner into a race. |
| Hooligan | Someone you like who rides as crazy as you do. (see Squid) |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IBA | Iron Butt Association - sadistic sponsor of long-distance events |
| IBR | Iron Butt Rally - IBA's major biennial event (11 consecutive 1000+ mile days) |
| IIRC | If I Recall Correctly |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMHO | In My (Humble/Honest) Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| LEO | Law Enforcement Officer |
| LOL | Laugh(s/ing/ed) Out Loud or sometimes Lots Of Luck |
| 'Maggot | One who owns a Magna |
| MCN | Motorcycle Consumer News |
| MOOT | Magna Owners Of Texas |
| MRA | Magna Rider's Association |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NOS | Nitrous Oxide or New Old Stock (15 year old parts unopened on a dusty shelf) |
| OEM | Original Equipment Manufacturer |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| PAT | Pass A Truck (Something some Harley's have a hard time doing without expensive mods) |
| PO | Previous Owner (on whom you blame all maintainance problems) |
| POS | Piece Of Shite |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| RUB | Rich Urban Biker |
| SME | SabMag East -- A semi-organized Gathering of SabMaggots somewhere east of the Mississippi |
| SMEGMA | SabMag East Greater Mid-Atlantic (RW's, Bethesda, MD) |
| SME-NOE | SabMag East North Of Everywhere (The ZimRanch, Piper Pond, ME) |
| SMGWN | SabMag Great White North (Michigan area) |
| SMNW | SabMag NorthWe(s)t |
| SMOT | SabMag of Texas |
| SMW | You oughta be able to figure this one out. |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All Fewked Up |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOL | Shite Out (of) Luck |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| Squid | Someone you don't like who rides as crazy as you do. (see hooligan) |
| SS1K | Saddle Sore 1000 - 1000 miles in 24 hours (IBA category) |
| SWAG | Scientific WAG |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TOWMBO | The One Who Must Be Obeyed (SO, generally female) |
| TOWMO | The One Who Must Obey (SO, generally male) |
| Unobtanium | An electric vest made by Aerostich; anything extremely rare and/or expensive |
| WAG | Wild Assed Guess |
| WFO | Wide Fewkin' Open (standard position of a SabMag throttle) |
| WMC | Winter Maintenance Clinic |
| WOT | Wide Open Throttle |
| WTF | What The Fewk? |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |